"Friends, brothers the time has come for us to unite"

There is onlly one union I approve of
Which entrunew only two can create
Those in the know no the motion I move love
Who'll be the likely candidate

It doesn't need, a show of hands
When both agree, the motion stands
The works aren't great, why arbitrate
The TUC is free to see just how my membership expands

There's only one union that's united
Every discrete members meeting is fun
Do come along all your wrongs will be righted
There's only one union

There's only one union with no speakers
For I can read every deed in your eyes
Yes the agenda is slender this week as
I cut the red tape down to size

There'll be no card for you to stamp
No holds are barred, turn out the lamp
Item by item, take all night
If your still standing after any other business you're the champ

There's only one union with no Chairman
Who needs a chair to declare we've begun
No minutes read but the fed's over there man
There's only one union.

